Dating twenty years younger
Rumour has it that 90% of men have no idea how female sexuality works and are pretty lousy lovers.
Men who marry women 25 years younger are positive and fun to be with.
Which makes sense — in the course of 24 months, I transformed from a college senior who'd never lived on my own and subsisted primarily on bagels stolen from the school cafeteria to a financially independent adult who worked a serious job and subsisted primarily on bagels stolen from work.
I felt like I was racking up new life milestones every day, and couldn't imagine relating to anyone younger than me — and so I became fixated on dating older guys, because I thought it was the only way I could find someone who would be mature enough to make me happy.
Facials, massages to get rid of muscle tightness, moisturizing and exfoliating, waxing and grooming, all the things that women do to appear visibly younger should become your usual routine.
Carrying yourself with the grace of a black panther and hypnotizing service personnel into full attention with just the turn of your head or a 2-second glance, that’s the type of coolness we are talking about.
This means, you can get into any prestige club without standing in the queue for mere mortals, even though it’s your first visit to the city.