Intimidating pick up lines
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you. ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.